Best. Thing. Ever

Kid History. Check it out on youtube. There are 3 episodes, and I posted the 3rd because it is my favorite. I have watched them each about 15 times since I first saw them last night.

And, I have finally learned why people have kids!

These two represent everything that is wrong with the world. I am glad they have finally taken a photo together.

I judge people who still get excited for their birthdays. Don't people know that is supposed to be a day filled with depression and binge eating? If your birthday don't suck after your 21st, something is wrong with you.

How do you balance the need to listen to your favorite workout song when running (Kanye West's "Stronger") with the desire to stop supporting douche's everywhere? Answer: stop running.