Kris vs. ghost

I hate it when I am laying in bed with the lights out, watching the Kardashians, and a commercial for a scary movie comes on. I always hurry and change the channel, but sometimes the damage is done, and I am terrified.

The only thing that should scare me during that show is Kris Jenner's hair and makeup.

Gold.

Does anyone else think this is crazy? One time, on Arrested Development, Lindsay taught me that there was diamond cream for your face, but I almost thought it was a joke. Well, here is the proof that she's not crazy. Gold radiance powder, designed to enhance your complexion with 24 kt. gold. Only $70 a bottle.

Way to go Lindsay. I bet you have the best complexion out there.

Who wants the clap? I do, I do!

Thanks to my darling and dear friend Nicole Nelson, I was introduced to this lovely video. It's on a children's show, and it is puzzling. Clearly they are talking about chlamydia, since they refer to it as THE clap. I bet the writers for the Wiggles were so proud of themselves, and laugh at their little inside joke all the time.

Well Wiggles guys, while we might laugh too, we don't entirely get it. Nor do we get the expressions on the faces of your music video stars.

In five short days I am headed to Washington D.C. for work. I am excited for these reasons:
1. I get to wear real fall clothes, instead of the crappy stuff I've had to wear in Logan this fall.
2. I get to visit a city I am in love with
3. I get to see old friends
4. I get to eat Eastern Market cookies and breakfast. If you have never been there, make it a point to go. Amazing!
5. I get to look for some black boots in a place that has real stores with real shopping.
6. I get to go to karaoke night. I think karaoke is more fun at Bailey's Pub in Crystal City than anywhere else in the world, except for maybe Korea.
7. I love America.

I am not excited for these reasons:
1. Cities have BEDBUGS. If the Crystal City Marriott sends me home with them, there will be hell to pay.

You can take the snooki, and stick up your hey!

Does anyone else hate that they even know who this is? Whenever I hear her on the news I lie to myself and pretend I don't, but her oompa-loompa-ness is everywhere. Don't worry, if I ever meet her I'll be all "who are you?" That'll put her in her place.

And another thing, is snooki a combination of scary and nookie?

Somehow, I can't even imagine Fred Durst doing it all for the "Snooki."

This is all that is right with the world.

Video Courtesy of KSL.com

These brothers are my new obsession. I want to write a book about them. Desperately. I think I could write it. I read TONS of books on WWII veterans, which obviously gives me enough experience to write my own. I even got in touch with a publishing company, but then totally freaked out and haven't called them back, even though they call me several times a week.

Let's be honest, I want to write this for purely selfish reasons. I would get to sit there and listen to stories of four veterans. I would be amazed all the time. I would also be crying all the time. Just say "Dick Winters" or "Easy Company" or "Battle of the Bulge" to me and I start crying. Let me ask you experienced authors out there; is it absolutely necessary to see the words you are writing, or is excessive crying ok?