Wednesday, December 15, 2010






I had a really bad day yesterday because I found out these two are getting a divorce. They met at work, dated, eloped, got him through cancer, and then split up. Now they have to continue to work together and I swear, if they let this ruin Dexter for me, I will personally hunt them down.











I know people think I should be more mad about these two, but I'm not. He was too hot for her anyway. Plus, he's back on the market. Ow, ow!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Best thing about being 25? I consider myself grown up enough to have my makeup off and be in bed at 10:00 on a Friday night without having to feel bad. I figure at 26 I'll stop wearing any makeup at all.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010



Ok, so there is one good thing that has come from a Will Smith offspring.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010


Today I am thankful for this place and their vanilla steamers. How would I get through winter without them?
I am not, however, thankful for the cat that tipped by 3/4 full cup over so he could drink my vanilla steamer last night. Next time I will just have to get him his own. It's not worth the risk.

Monday, November 22, 2010

These people creep me out. Why can't they be cute and endearing like their dad? Why do they have to be weird and alienating?

Poor papa Will. I wonder if he even saw this coming.

Friday, November 19, 2010




I guess I should weigh in on the TSA travel requirements since I travel a lot, and don't like blowing up.

I'm flying to D.C. on the 2nd out of Salt Lake. I hope they grope me.

Thursday, November 18, 2010


I FINALLY figured out why Ryan Reynolds is so sexy. I'm obviously not the only one who thinks so, since he received the official title from People Magazine this year. I was staring at this picture thinking, "what is it about him that makes his so appealing?" You think it would jump out at me, but it doesn't. And then it hit me.

I love him because he has a small mouth. I have a small mouth too, Ryan! It doesn't fit on my face, and neither does yours.

Whew, I'm glad I figured that out.